No, I still haven't grown up...yes, I realize I should have by now. The thing is, if I am forced to do what I have been doing for the last 2 years for too much longer I am afraid my brain will atrophy and I will not be able to do anything else. So what should I do? I am seriously asking because I have no idea. I mean, I have ideas but none of them seem very practical. These days there are so few openings for queens, or even princesses, and living in Logan, Utah makes me an especially unlikely candidate for any of these positions.
If you are going to decide what I am going to be when I grow up, perhaps first you need to know what I am good at and what I am not good at.
THINGS I AM GOOD AT:
*sleeping
*shopping
*traveling
*giving back rubs
*giving my opinion, whether it is wanted or not
*collecting tacky ceramic dogs
*playing with animals
wow...that is a short list, and not very helpful
THINGS I AM NOT GOOD AT:
*cooking
*cleaning
*sewing
*being a mother
*math that is beyond a 9th grade level
*complicated computer stuff
*getting out of bed in the morning
*dealing with stupid people
*selling stuff
*making stuff
*fixing stuff
*watching animals suffer
I'm going to stop there, though I am sure I could go on.
So if anyone has any ideas about what I should be when I grow up, or if anyone has any sort of royalty position they would like to offer to me, please let me know.
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Not being good at dealing with stupid people is going to make a lot of jobs difficult.
ReplyDeletelooks like you need to move to germany, find a sexy david beckham look-a-like and live happily ever after. i'm sure your kids would love to live in a seriously rich country. ;) but what would i know? everything your not good at pretty much describes my daily life.
ReplyDeletedid i ever tell you how awesome it was to work with you at waldenbooks? good times...
I think we really are twins separated at birth!
ReplyDeleteAgnes..what if we really are? What if our parents have lied to us all this time? Why do I have to be the fat twin? So not fair.
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